She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
and then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
'The egg timer's broken.'
> *A man called home to his wife and said, "** Honey I have been asked
> to go fishing up in **Canada** **with my boss & several of his > Friends**
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me
> to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough
> Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving
> From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" * *"
> Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas. "
> The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she
> is, did exactly what her husband asked.
> The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good>
> The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
> He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But
> why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
> You'll love the answer...** **
> The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..."
**Never Lie > to A> Woman...!!!*
The 1st Affair:
What Do Retired People Do All Day?